Of course I was not exactly on vacation. As always I am supposed to look after the bass player. I doubt the band and the label would care so much about him if he were not also the best songwriter in the band by several miles. He and I ended up in Las Vegas and for some reason he started to look for cheap escorts in Las Vegas almost as soon as we were wheels down at McCarron. Of course I am supposed to look after him, but the truth is that the label seems to have foreseen this event.…